Billy Lippeatt Veteran Billy is a mean, light-footed spin bowler. Hugely talented in a number of fields, Billy is a born entertainer. On the dance floor he could give James Brown a run for his money. With the karaoke microphone, he takes on the velvet tones of Otis Redding. Given an audience, he can captivate everyone like Sammy Davis Jnr. Unfortunately Billy bats like Stevie Wonder. Pictured (right) without his 70’s porn-star moustache, he was obviously just on his way to the bar because (a) it was bank holiday Monday and (b) he was fiddling with his loose change. |
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