Dougie Meldrum

Dougie is quite unique in being the only overseas imported scorer in the league, being brought over from Sri Lanka some years ago. The only payment he demands is a quart of diesel a week for his moped.

Pictured right, shortly after the Iran conflict, Dougie had shaved off his moustache after rumours abound on Edwinstowe High Street that Saddam Hussain was alive and well and visiting the Welfare five nights a week.

Dougie’s trademark quote is that there are “…..lies, damn lies and statistics ……”,  something that Chris Mitchell could well endorse after the calculation of the averages for the 2nd team batting  award in 2002.